He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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