Soap is not a condiment
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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I just saw the nastiest chick.
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina