This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.