Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(805): View more from California

Soap is not a condiment

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(386): View more from Florida

According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.

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(909): View more from California

it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I just saw the nastiest chick.

(1-603): View more from New Hampshire

Where?

(603): View more from New Hampshire

woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you

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(604): View more from British Columbia

when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.

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(518): View more from New York

Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?

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(734): View more from Michigan

Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle

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(614): View more from Ohio

bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina

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