i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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