ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
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Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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