are you so shy because you have an std?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
