She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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