he was CRYING into my vagina
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
