singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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