I forgot how hot balto sounded
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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