Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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