I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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