? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
A bitchslap is in order.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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