Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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