I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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