I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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