love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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