you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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