girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
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Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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