ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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