I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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