I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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