This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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