I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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