My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
