The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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