A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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