Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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