Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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