just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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