You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
