It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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