So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Randomize
