PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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