i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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