Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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