your room smells of hookers.
And success
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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