So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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