Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
porn star boner night. come get it.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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