stop calling my apartment porn island.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I want a musical about memes.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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