8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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