I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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