I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I will be naked everywhere
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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