Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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