Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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