everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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