Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize