No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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