is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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