question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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