cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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