If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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