It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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