ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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